Maybe He Works at Penzy's

Found today on my Yahoo home page:

"FRESNO, Calif. – Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack."

Sounds more like a tasty, albeit kinky, gourmet endeavor than a crime to me. I hope someone thought to bring the potato salad.